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That’s Why The Lady Is An Ass

Irony’s long dead corpse is cold, You cannot write satire any more. Psychedelic drugs have become redundant.

Why?

Because Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild, the billionaire wife of Sir Evelyn (um, yeah...) Robert de Rothschild, heir to the British banking fortune, has experienced traumatic disappointment over Hillary Clinton being denied the Presidency because of the treacherous and foolhardy voters, and decided to endorse the humble and frugal John Sidney McCain III .

Why? Because Obama, the son of a single mother, who had to swallow her pride and take food stamps to keep the household solvent, is…

(Please swallow any food or drink in your mouth before reading the next sentence. Doc Logan, Nanette, or HumanBeams.com are not responsible for any damage caused to your monitor, keyboard, or any other item on or near your computer desk caused by ejected food. Thank you for your support.)

An “elitist”.

While the guy with more homes than he can count is a humble man of the people, of course.

By the way, here’s a picture of the tarpaper shack Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild lives in:

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Really, I’ve not much to add. Except that this is the United States of America, and the only time we address a woman as “Lady” is in the context of something like “Lady, are you out of your friggin’ mind?”

Meanwhile, if one of you finds a trail back to the place we used to live in, where we aren’t living in a communal hallucination, please leave directions in comments.


Posted by Doc Logan on 09/17 at 12:28 PM
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Melonhead99 says...

thats just like my house!

-= Posted by Melonhead99 on 09/21/08 04:24 PM=-

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