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I’m rich! Rich, I tell you! Mwa ha ha ha ha! And the funny bit is, I thought the fact that I was working in a low income retail job, despairing that I can’t afford to repair or replace my broken car, meant I was one of the working poor! But Lambert at Correntewire has shown me the light! I’m a triple vente zappachino sipping elitist, I am! And I owe it all to the miracle of self delusion! For, obviously, only a “creative class” elitist, who looks down his nose at the common wage slave could think the Clinton “gas tax holiday” was anything other than the most obvious and pathetic sort of shameless pandering. Lambert has cured me of my silly notion that I’m among the working poor, and I shall catch a bus immediately to the closest Starbucks, and me and my fellow snobbish yuppie friends will while away the evening, making cruel sport of blue collar idiots. (I’m slightly worried that some people won’t pick up on the sarcasm.)
Posted by Doc Logan on 05/06 at 12:58 PM
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Doc Logan says...
Just wanted an excuse to post the Four Yorkshiremen sketch, really. Next article: Long Past Time For An Intervention Previous article: DON'T PANIC! |
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congratulations! I’m envious of Americans and your wealth, I’m just off out to try and trap a wild Spotted Dick for my dinner :(